Cranberries

This morning over breakfast, listened to the Cranberries greatest hits.
Had a dream, can't remember it. This blows, considering one of my summer goals is to not only find a job, but also to record my dreams everysingleday. I believe that my dreams are channeling secret meanings of life, or my personal fears (such as destroying a commune of well-meaning hippies by letting it rot to disease and debris - yes, it's true)

I was born on March 9, a day which celebrates the creation of Barbie in 1959 and the birth of American rapper Bow Wow (1987). Ronald Reagan is president, and my parents are currently residing in New Jersey, in the basement of a local priest's home. My father is working on his residency at New York University. I kick and refuse for 8 hours to exit the womb. When I arrive, I'm 8 pounds and my mother saves the bit of umbilical cord attached to my belly button and they christen me Michelle, which I will later say refers to my love for Full House.